大學生新聞網，大學生新聞發布平臺
- THE TEACHER'S MONOLOGUE
- The room is quiet, thoughts alone People its mute tranquillity3
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- THE PENITENT
- I mourn with thee, and yet rejoice That thou shouldst sorrow so； With angel choirs2 I join my voice To bless the sinner's woe3.
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- TO COWPER
- Sweet are thy strains, celestial1 Bard2； And oft, in childhood's years, I've read them o'er and o'er again, With floods of silent tears.
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- A Blessing
- Just off the highway to Rochester， Minnesota
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- The joys of writing
- The fortunate people in the world -- the only reallyfortunate people in the world
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- The pleasant family
- When in an hour they crowded into a cab to go home
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- I have as much soul as you
- I tell you I must go! I retorted, roused to something like passion.
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- Frankness
- You must study to be frank with the world:frankness is the child of honesty and courage.
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- A Morning Wish
- The sun is just rising in the morning of another day. What can I wish that this day may bring me?
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- What is Your Recovery Rate
- What is your recovery rate? How long does it take you to recover from actions and behaviors that upset you?
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- apple of one's eye 掌上明珠
- 掌上明珠，漢語成語，字面意思是拿在手掌里的珠子（a pearl in the palm）。
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- try to deceive everybody 瞞天過海
- 瞞天過海 ，漢語成語，字面意思是瞞住上天，偷渡大海
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- make waves 興風作浪
- 興風作浪，漢語成語，字面意思是raise winds and waves
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- 潔身自愛
- 潔身自愛的意思是維持自己的純潔，不同流合污。也指怕招惹是非，只關心自己，不關心公眾事情。
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- The Bet
- A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada oneday
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- Christmas Party
- What did the guest sing at the Eskimo's Christmas party ?
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- A Geek's List Of Thanks
- Be thankful you haven't been spammed!
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- Joke: Singing Bird
- There once was a lonely guy who bought a bird. The pet store
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- Heard on a public bus
- Heard on a public bus 公交車上的聲明 Heard on a public transportation vehicle in Orlando.奧蘭多公車上的聲明。
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- Egg Donor
- One day, while Sue was cleaning under the bed, she found a small box. Curious
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- Placing your order
- A friend and I were standing1 in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order.
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- Little Voice
- A man was mowing1 his lawn when he heard his neighbor
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- First ambassador to ASEAN appointed
- China yesterday announced the appointment of the first ambassador to the Association of Southeast Asian Nations
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- Series of pacts with Angola signed
- China signed a series of cooperation agreements with Angola yesterday
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- Henan looks to balance its babies
- Government officials in Henan who fail to implement1 policies to control the disproportionate sex ratio at birth will be ineligible2
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- Mainland is economic lifeline for Taiwan
- The mainland is playing a crucial role in helping1 Taiwan out of an economic downturn, island leader Ma Ying-jeou said yesterday.
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- Hu warns of financial challenge ahead
- President Hu Jintao has warned that the global financial crisis will make it harder
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- Get hard
- What did1 the egg say to the boiling2 water?
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- He was mistaken
- Two guys were walking down the street and the first guy glanced at a girl who was walking by.
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- Big vs Small breasts
- can get a taxi on the worst days
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- Irish monks
- 3 Irish monks1 have passed all tests, except for one. It is the test of purity.
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- My servant will clean it
- Two rich ladies were sharing a taxi and talking about the high cosplayt of going anywhere by taxi.
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- I am the baby's aunt!
- Holding a baby in her arms, a woman visited a gynecologist.
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- 原味雪球雞尾酒
- Mix together the lime juice and zest and caster sugar in a small bowl. See aside for an hour before using.
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- 檸檬粟米蛋糕
- Preheat the oven to 325F/160C/gas mark 3. Line an 8 tin with baking parchment.
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