Not only was Zarqawi killed, but so were seven of his cronies... making it a good day for the U.S. military, but a bad day to be a virgin1 wrangler2 in Muslim heaven.

Eight martyrs3, 72 apiece? That's nearly 600 virgins4 needed, stat.

My guess is some of the lower ranking guys might not be getting a full compliment if you know what I'm saying.

I think the cherry orchard5 may have a couple bruised6 fruits.