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THE SPEEDY SN人工智能L

There was once a snail1 who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided2 to get some fast wheels to make up the difference.
After shopping around a while, he decided that the Datson 240-Z was the car to get. So the snail goes to the nearest Datsun dealer3 and says he wants to buy the 240-Z, but he wants it repainted 240-S.
The dealer asks, Why 'S'?

The snail replies, 'S' stands for snail. I want everybody who sees me roaring past to know who's driving.

Well, the dealer doesn't want to lose the unique opportunity to sell a car to a snail, so he agrees to have the car repainted for a small fee.

The snail gets his new car and spent the rest of his days roaring happily down the highway at TOP speed. And whenever anyone would see him zooming4 by, they'd say Wow! Look at that S-car go!
    作者:大學生新聞網(wǎng)    來源:大學生新聞網(wǎng)
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